Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

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Criminal charges

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

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We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie


Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

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This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

i made a new woe.begone mike guide for my poor infodumpees (contains spoilers). feel free to use, i guess credit would be pretty keen. do i have color based synaesthesia? Perhaps

a set of drawings of different iterations of mike walters, each with descriptions. the first is 'mikey, age 30', paired with an illustration of mikey with an expression of childlike wonder/naivete. his color is sky blue. his description reads: young, dumb, and full of... you know. pov character, creator of the in-universe podcast WOE.BEGONE. a bitch and a freak, but also a mess of feelings. autistic king got stuck with the nickname bc he's the youngest. got used to it tho. the second drawing depicts mike walters, age 35, smiling placidly, with his cauliflower ear visible. his color is deep blue. his description reads: surprisingly well adjusted. took the emotional intelligence in the divorce. mama bear. emotional caretaker. probably makes sure you're hydrated. "do you want to talk about it?" probably still causally related to mikey as long as he syncs to the mike cloud. just married! <3 moved back to his own time to be with his husband . (since they know from spoilers he dies in 3 years). still visits because he's the dog's favorite (and michael has separation anxiety). the third drawing depicts michael walters, age 40 (++++), wearing a cowboy hat and frowning, his cauliflower ear also visible. his color is goldenrod. his description reads: pretended he became a cowboy, as a prank. then actually became a cowboy, as a coping mechanism/form of self harm. most of his life never happened. all of it was bad. came to 2022 after his edgar's death and devoted himself to 'sheepdogging'. takes care of the mikes as the eldest (compound mikeys dni). found love again <3 bc everyone falls in love with him. this is a real plot point. the fourth drawing depicts MW (emdubya), age 30, wearing a cowboy hat and looking off to the side pensively. his color is russet. his description reads: shhh, he's introspecting. the voice of reason (especially in mike's absence). struggling with his identity and sense of self (because he's 31 or 32 mikes fused together). became michael's cowboy protegé because it was SOMETHING to go on. the fifth and final drawing depicts m-dawg, age 30, winking at the camera and wearing a pair of sunglasses on his forehead. his color is hot pink. his description reads: Sus AF (TM) having a really nice honeymoon though good for him you know how sometimes when you do something ironically for long enough it  stops being ironic? that doesn't just happen with cowboy accents m-dawg is a yuppie surfer bro now (he probably can't even surf) might be investigating aliza schultz stuff with his husband ed-man??? was let go after ryan and topher came in like a caaaaannonbaaaaallALT

you know. we can and should talk about the paradox of tolerance and [link: the nazi bar story]. but i just keep thinking. those are very real projections of the future if you tolerate nazis being in your space until such a time as they make a fuss--which is, implicitly, tolerating a clearly-marked bomb until such a time as it has already exploded, on the off-chance it's a dud.

but the thing is, even if they don't make a fuss, allowing nazis in your space is violence. a nazi being in your discord server and having access to the members list and/or being able to see what people say is violence. a person wearing a t-shirt with an iron cross on it to your club meeting is violence. it is a threat. it is a statement intended to tell people they are unsafe.

a nazi being visible in a space and the implicit or explicit confirmation that the people in charge have not done and will not do anything about it is violence from them onto their jewish, romani, queer, etc. community members. it is at the very least permission of violence. it is at the very least standing aside and declaring open season.

refusing to take action to remove nazis may seem passive to you, but it is a statement. you're saying 'we'll allow people who want you dead near you on our watch and we won't do anything until they have already struck'. you're saying 'we care about rocking the boat more than you feeling safe or BEING safe in our space'. you're saying 'we value you as a community member equally to or less than the people who want you dead'. you're saying 'you cannot trust us. we will not protect you'.

clawfootboy

So many notes ppl confused by corn wielding Colima dog wait until you see the dancing figures…..blow your mind. Teach you true love

clawfootboy

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humankind…what more can I say. I can only aspire to have such deep and rich a human connection with anyone in this life that will be as radiant as a ceramic figural pair of dancing xolos


lovingswamp

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They’re also at the center of a roundabout

anielka-ela

Mexican here, fun fact! While we call them “Dancing dogs”, they’re a young pup and an old dog, and the older one is revealing wisdoms right on the pup’s ear.

You’ll recognize the older dog bc he’s got wrinkles!! It’s a wonderful scene!!

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Sketchdump 4

find me on twitter @oh_cosmia. DON’T repost my art or i’ll stop using tumblr again

bonetrader:
“the-elf-draws:
“ Asking for directions
”
Oh… - zooms in - Ohh…
That puts a whole different spin on it. It’s amazing either way, but now I need a moment.
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Asking for directions

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Oh… - zooms in - Ohh…

That puts a whole different spin on it. It’s amazing either way, but now I need a moment.

one of the best things about Pokemon cards is that some of the illustrators have been at it so long that you can actively see their art improve and progress over time

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for example, all of these cards were illustrated by Mitsuhiro Arita, just years apart (1999, 2005, 2017, and 2022, respectively)

axolotlsauce: #same energy as when you binge a long-running webcomicALT

to my friends on the official malevolent discord server

I was recently kicked from the Invictus/Malevolent discord server and had no opportunity to reach out to anyone I was speaking with at the time before my access was removed. If we were talking and you wished to continue (or if you wanted to start a conversation with me and never had the chance), please DM me here on tumblr or contact me on discord (username: kahti). I miss you all, I’m absolutely heartbroken, and this was never how I wanted things to go. I’m hoping this tumblr message will reach at least a few of you so I don’t lose contact with everyone fully.

To everyone in the Invictus server who knew me well, I love you all. I hope you stay well. Please keep posting flowers and my heart goes out to all of you. You made this community fun and rewarding and I’m grateful for having known you. Goodbye 💕

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